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		<title>T&#8217;was the Night Before Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2006 02:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
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	<dc:subject>Dirty Jokes</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[No Tags	I just couldn&#8217;t sleep.
So I hopped out of bed
and downstairs I did creep.
	I went to the kitchen
in search of a bite.
If I filled up my stomach,
perhaps I&#8217;d sleep tight.
	The cupboard was empty
the fridge, it was bare.
I searched but I couldn&#8217;t
find food anywhere.


I looked out the window:
Streets covered with snow;
at two in the morning
just where [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[No Tags	<p>I just couldn&#8217;t sleep.<br />
So I hopped out of bed<br />
and downstairs I did creep.</p>
	<p>I went to the kitchen<br />
in search of a bite.<br />
If I filled up my stomach,<br />
perhaps I&#8217;d sleep tight.</p>
	<p>The cupboard was empty<br />
the fridge, it was bare.<br />
I searched but I couldn&#8217;t<br />
find food anywhere.<br />
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I looked out the window:<br />
Streets covered with snow;<br />
at two in the morning<br />
just where could I go?</p>
	<p>I spied my computer,<br />
I just go bootup that.<br />
I&#8217;ll take me online<br />
for some Christmas Eve chat.</p>
	<p>The modem connected<br />
without a delay!<br />
In the blink of an eye,<br />
I&#8217;d be chatting away.</p>
	<p>But&#8212;&#8211;no voice bid me &#8220;Welcome&#8221;<br />
or said: &#8220;You&#8217;ve got mail.&#8221;<br />
And I thought now&#8217;s a bad time<br />
for my sound card to fail.</p>
	<p>My buddy list opened<br />
with not even one name.<br />
Is everyone sleeping?<br />
Well, I&#8217;ll go play a game.</p>
	<p>I couldn&#8217;t get into<br />
Out Of Order or Slingo.<br />
Strike A Match wouldn&#8217;t work&#8211;and<br />
neither did Bingo!!!!!!</p>
	<p>The chat rooms were empty!<br />
I thought: Wow&#8211;that&#8217;s just great?<br />
AOL picked a fine time<br />
for another update.</p>
	<p>IM&#8217;s weren&#8217;t working.<br />
My mail wouldn&#8217;t send.<br />
I felt so alone.<br />
Couldn&#8217;t find just one friend.</p>
	<p>But wait! What&#8217;s that sound?<br />
Did I just hear a chime?<br />
There&#8217;s someone else out there.<br />
Somebody&#8217;s on-line!</p>
	<p>In wonder&#8212;I read:<br />
&#8220;Hey&#8212;it&#8217;s 3:53.<br />
Your friends are all sleeping;<br />
that&#8217;s where you should be&#8221;.</p>
	<p>&#8220;Turn off that &#8216;puter.<br />
Take your hand off that mouse.<br />
I have a few things<br />
to drop off at your house&#8221;.</p>
	<p>&#8220;You know I can&#8217;t stop there<br />
while you&#8217;re still awake.<br />
I have schedules to keep.<br />
Come on&#8212;-Give Me A Break!&#8221;</p>
	<p>If you really are Santa<br />
(that jolly, old elf)<br />
there&#8217;s only one present<br />
I&#8217;d wish for myself.</p>
	<p>The folks on my buddy list.<br />
Those friends far and near.<br />
You just gather them up<br />
and bring them right here.</p>
	<p>In just a few hours<br />
I awoke with a start.<br />
It was only a dream&#8211;I sighed<br />
heavy of heart.</p>
	<p>I walked down the stairs<br />
and there &#8217;round my tree,<br />
were all of the people<br />
I thought I&#8217;d never see.</p>
	<p>We laughed and we {{{{{hugged}}}}}<br />
and we just had a ball.<br />
Hmmmmmm&#8211;maybe that wasn&#8217;t<br />
a dream after all.</p>
	<p>So listen up people<br />
this secret I&#8217;ll tell:<br />
I&#8217;ve found the real Santa&#8212;<br />
&#8212;he&#8217;s on A O L!!!!
</p>
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		<title>Please, Santa</title>
		<link>http://lustyjournal.com/blog/please-santa</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 02:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No Tags	The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady
about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap.
	Santa doesn&#8217;t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled
very nicely at him, so he asked her, &#8220;What do you want for
Christmas?&#8221;
	&#8220;Something for my mother, please.&#8221; said the young lady.
	&#8220;Something for your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[No Tags	<p>The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady<br />
about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap.</p>
	<p>Santa doesn&#8217;t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled<br />
very nicely at him, so he asked her, &#8220;What do you want for<br />
Christmas?&#8221;</p>
	<p>&#8220;Something for my mother, please.&#8221; said the young lady.</p>
	<p>&#8220;Something for your mother? Well, that&#8217;s very thoughtful of you,'&#8217;<br />
smiled Santa. &#8220;What do you want me to bring her? &#8221;</p>
	<p>Without blinking she replied, &#8220;A son-in-law!&#8221;<br />
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		<title>I&#8217;m So Horney</title>
		<link>http://lustyjournal.com/blog/im-so-horney-2</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2006 02:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
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	<dc:subject>Erotic Stories</dc:subject>
	<dc:subject>Solo Sex</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[No Tags	I&#8217;m writing this letter for a very important reason.  I&#8217;m horny.  Horny enough to know I&#8217;d like to get laid or at least fool around, but not horny enough to take off my panties and play with my cunt.  I know that if I write to you and tell you how [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[No Tags	<p>I&#8217;m writing this letter for a very important reason.  I&#8217;m horny.  Horny enough to know I&#8217;d like to get laid or at least fool around, but not horny enough to take off my panties and play with my cunt.  I know that if I write to you and tell you how horny I am, I&#8217;ll get hot enough to pet my pussy &#8217;til I come.</p>
	<p>Here’s what I&#8217;m doing right now.  I&#8217;ve got my pen in my right hand and my left leg is up on the couch.  I&#8217;m sitting at a folding table.  I&#8217;ve just now taken off my panties.  I haven&#8217;t touched my cunt yet, but I can feel cool air circulating around it, and it seems my clit is already kind of hard.  I think my cunt&#8217;s a little wet, too.  I just ran my middle finger up and down my slit, real gentle, not even opening up my cunt lips.  Mmmmm, I did it again, only this time I stuck my finger into my slit.  It’s kind of moist, and when I sniff my finger I get the most delicious sexual aroma.<br />
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Right now I&#8217;m holding my pussy lips open with my index and third fingers, and I&#8217;m using my middle finger to rub my clitoris.  Ooooh, It feels so good!</p>
	<p>My cunt&#8217;s pretty wet now, and I&#8217;m getting really excited.  I&#8217;ve got my make-up mirror nearby, and now I&#8217;m looking at my cunt, and It&#8217;s very pink and shiny, and I&#8217;m going to sign off now so I can watch myself masturbate . . .</p>
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		<title>HEY!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
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	<dc:subject>Erotic Stories</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[No Tags	Maybe it’s their first Debate have some sensitivity!!! 
                                -
My First time was less than 2 years ago, but I can remember it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[No Tags	<p>Maybe it’s their first Debate have some sensitivity!!! <img src='http://lustyjournal.com/blog/wp-images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
                                -<br />
My First time was less than 2 years ago, but I can remember it VERY well&#8230;</p>
	<p>I was at home for Christmas break or something when I was on this very board, I had been on before when I was under 18 just to look around, I always lied about my age because I had always ;looked and sounded older.<br />
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Anyhow I was online one day and this guy chatted me and I figured I do the usual &#8220;lets talk about sex.&#8221; Chat and get on with my BBS&#8217;ing considering I only thought as myself as Curious and in NO WAY homosexual.</p>
	<p>Anyhow the guy was extremely nice and kept urging me to come to his office right then so he could suck me off because his boss had just left for out of town and he was horny as hell.</p>
	<p>I took down his number and disconnected and debated for a long time. If I did it I would have to feel guilty around my girlfriend and it wasn’t something I could just erase from my memory. OR my other option was to try it&#8230;like parents always say to their kiddies &#8220;Don’t knock it till you try it.&#8221; and my cock was already taking the creases out of my briefs&#8230;</p>
	<p>Off I went into the rainy afternoon telling myself I wasn’t actually going to go through with it&#8230;and I [parked my car, said a little prayer and went to the building. After traveling up the slick stairs outside I got to the building and there was some old lady sitting there looking at me like I had just spit in her tea and asked if I could have some. Shit wrong building it was across the street</p>
	<p>Finding the correct office wasn’t difficult once I was in the right building, I went to the door and peeked through the mail slot and saw a guy sitting at a computer and KNEW it had to be him, so I took a deep breath and opened the door.</p>
	<p>&#8220;Hello.&#8221; He said and introduced himself as I did the same. he was thin with curly brown hair and piercing eyes.</p>
	<p>He took me for a little tour of his office which was being remodeled and into his bosses office we went, where he first touched my cock, the first time any man who didn’t have a medical degree had done, it was slow and soft and he moved his hand slightly up and<br />
down, I was in a state of bliss.</p>
	<p>He began to remove his clothes and he had a wonderful body, Thin and muscular and a cock that made you want to put Krazy Glu on it so you could throat it all day.</p>
	<p>He unzipped my pats and my fat cock sprung free as he immediately took it in his mouth where I discovered why men are better than women. Up and down his head bobbed on my cock as he looked up at my shocked face as I could feel his warm mouth slurping my cock down in contrast to the cool office air, My knees were week and my head was spinning as he instructed me how to play with his nipples.</p>
	<p>I had had many orgasms before like most Teenage boys I was an Olympiad masturbator but this time I did not know what was coming over me, My knees shook like I was possessed as I felt that tingle go up my back and I clamped down on his nipples and shot a huge load straight down his throat&#8230;and he loved ever bit of my juice as he shot his spunk all over my feet&#8230;It was wonderful.<br />
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He asked me if I wanted to do anymore, but I had lied earlier and said that I had a meeting and we said our goodbyes and left and I have never seen him again, rest assured I’ve never seen my office friend since and would love to again but in the great big world of BBSing I doubt it will cum true again.</p>
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		<title>Her Kind of Lover</title>
		<link>http://lustyjournal.com/blog/her-kind-of-lover-2</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
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	<dc:subject>Erotic Stories</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[No Tags	I was seduced yesterday, and I just have to tell someone about it! His name is Fred. We work together.
	I am thirty-six and married, with two children. Fred is twenty-three, single, and a real dreamboat, with wavy brown hair, big blue eyes and a well-shaped, muscular body. We have been flirting ever since he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[No Tags	<p>I was seduced yesterday, and I just have to tell someone about it! His name is Fred. We work together.</p>
	<p>I am thirty-six and married, with two children. Fred is twenty-three, single, and a real dreamboat, with wavy brown hair, big blue eyes and a well-shaped, muscular body. We have been flirting ever since he started working with me about four months ago.<br />
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We&#8217;ve been having lunch together nearly every day for a couple of weeks. Yesterday we got our day&#8217;s work done early. Over lunch he asked me if I would like to join him in his apartment for a drink. After we arrived at his place, I excused myself to the bathroom while he made the drinks. While inside the bathroom I slipped out of my panties and sprayed perfume on the insides of my thighs.<br />
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We sat close to each other on the couch and sipped our drinks. We chatted while sipping, but mostly we just stared nervously into each other&#8217;s eyes. He knew that I loved my husband, but he also knew that I was incredibly turned on by him. His face was full of desire and this made me even more aroused. Thoughts of adultery fluttered through my brain. My expression must have told him that I&#8217;d soon be his, because as soon as I finished my drink, he leaned over and kissed me. I responded eagerly with my tongue, and we began touching each other. </p>
	<p>Fred slipped his hand under my dress. I gently parted my legs so he could get at me. When he found that I was wearing nothing underneath, he moaned. His finger slipped inside my pussy, and I let out a soft whimper. Soon he had my blouse undone and his hot lips were on my neck and shoulders. I told him I wanted to do it in the bedroom, and he picked me up in his arms. On the way inside, I whispered in his ear that I wanted him to eat my pussy before he fucked me. I tingled from my belly to my knees when he replied that ever since he had met me he&#8217;d wondered what I tasted like. </p>
	<p>We undressed each other, and I finally got to touch his stiff cock. He fondled my breasts, and then began kissing his way down to my pussy. While his hands gently caressed my hips and ass, his lips and tongue worked on my thighs and moans, moving slowly toward my inner lips. Finally, his tongue opened me, and he began to lick my pussy. I spread my legs farther, offering my entire pussy to his mouth. I never feel as beautiful as when a man&#8217;s face is between my legs. </p>
	<p>Fred swallowed all the cum I had to offer him. I couldn&#8217;t stop moaning as his tongue ventured farther and farther into me.<br />
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He started licking my hard little clit with his agile tongue. He did this rapidly, but ever so gently. As he worked on me, my thoughts wandered to the night before last, when my husband ate me out for an hour. Fred brought me to the brink several times, but eased off, allowing the sexual tension to build. By then I was pleading for him to make me cum. </p>
	<p>His hands were under my ass, and I was humping his face furiously, but he kept on gently licking my clit, sending me higher and higher. Everyone in the building must have heard me crying out when the glorious orgasm finally made my body tremble.</p>
	<p>Fred was on top of me in an instant. With one thrust he was all the way in. It was simply heavenly! He was close to Cumming almost right away. I didn&#8217;t mind because I knew he&#8217;d be able to get it up again within minutes. I love young men! He started grunting and groaning, as his cum spurted into me. </p>
	<p>All my other infidelities have been brief; usually just one-time encounters. Now it looks as though I&#8217;ll have Fred for my regular lover.</p>
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		<title>Her</title>
		<link>http://lustyjournal.com/blog/her-2</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 00:49:19 +0000</pubDate>
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	<dc:subject>Erotic Stories</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[No Tags	I feel her eyes upon me; I sense the hold I have on her, but I can&#8217;t help but wonder why.  She&#8217;s watching me -every movement- as I dance for her.  Yes. I’m dancing only for her.  This gives me great satisfaction &#8212; dancing for her.  I would say I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[No Tags	<p>I feel her eyes upon me; I sense the hold I have on her, but I can&#8217;t help but wonder why.  She&#8217;s watching me -every movement- as I dance for her.  Yes. I’m dancing only for her.  This gives me great satisfaction &#8212; dancing for her.  I would say I feel quite smug, but I couldn&#8217;t explain this feeling very well.  So, I simply dance&#8230;my body caught up in the passion of the music. The song ends; I look up at her, finally.  Our eyes lock&#8230;each of us unwavering in this game.  I can feel the temperature of my body raise significantly, and I focus this heat into my gaze.  I&#8217;m sure she can feel my hunger.  Perhaps I can even call it need.  Whatever it&#8217;s name, this wanton feeling continues to grow, creating a perfectly lustful attitude in me.<br />
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We&#8217;ve played this game far too long, now.  Dancing.  Watching.  Flirting with our desires, but never conceding to them.  Week after week, we play the same game.  Now, I grow tired of it.  I want more, and I know that this intensified desire within me will demand satisfaction.  It will not allow my demure manner to push it aside this time. I feel compelled to go to her.  Her eyes are inviting me, drawing me.  I have no more resistance, and I slide through the crowd, overcome with anticipation. Our faces are merely inches apart, and I could swear we&#8217;re the only two people in existence.  This close, her unbridled passion is intensely apparent.  Our eyes are still quite locked on each other, and I&#8217;m finding it impossible to restrain myself.  Even she seems to be struggling with a similar dilemma. My lips are pressed to hers, and there&#8217;s no longer time to dwell on it.  I&#8217;ve done it&#8230;I&#8217;m kissing her.  What&#8217;s more amazing is the fact that she&#8217;s returning it!  Our mouths are hungry for each other.  I doubt I can get enough; I only want more and more, yet&#8230;I pull away.  I look at her, asking the question, and she nods.</p>
	<p>She&#8217;s come home with me.  I don&#8217;t even bother with the lights.  Our clothing falls into a heap on the floor.  I lead her to the bed, and she crawls onto it, turning back to face me on her knees.  I join her.  I begin my exploration&#8230;my &#8216;taking&#8217; of her.</p>
	<p>My lips press to hers once again, our tongues dancing together&#8230;hungrily exploring each other&#8217;s mouths.  I&#8217;m reminded of what I like most about a woman&#8230;her softness.</p>
	<p>Soon, my hungering mouth searches for more.  My tongue finds a path down her delicate neck.  It spends little time there and continues to her breasts, where I suck each on in turn, my teeth grazing her nipples, and I feel them harden.  This excites me&#8230;her arousal&#8230;and I feel warmth spreading throughout me.  My own nipples are hard from her fingers teasing them&#8230; pressing them.<br />
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I lay her on her back and let my mouth wander down her belly to the center of her warmth.  Her breaths become shorter as I bury my face between her thighs, my tongue flickering and exploring.  She&#8217;s wet.  I slide a finger inside of her and feel her muscles tighten, begging for more. She squirms, and then turns herself around in a position to do the same for me.  Which she does.  I can feel her warm mouth sucking and her tongue licking me&#8230;delving inside me and back out to play with my hardened clit. She presses two fingers deep into me.  I gasp slightly, reveling in the sensation.  Our thrusting fingers and flickering tongues continue their pleasuring&#8230;the both of us on the verge of utter bliss.  She&#8217;s wonderful&#8230;and intensely fulfilling.  I come with a wild abandon, a great satisfying pleasure&#8230;and am driven even further to make hers spectacular.</p>
	<p>My mouth sucks on her clit; my teeth nipping at it&#8230;my fingers feel her clench tightly around them and thrust slightly harder into her&#8230;deeper.  With her hips raised to meet my face, she orgasms, and I lick hungrily at her&#8230;pleased at her divine ecstasy.
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		<title>Henry Ford Dies and Goes to Heaven.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No Tags	At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, &#8220;Well, you&#8217;ve been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.&#8221;
	So Henry Ford thinks about it and says, &#8220;I want to hang out with Adam, the first man.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[No Tags	<p>At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, &#8220;Well, you&#8217;ve been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.&#8221;</p>
	<p>So Henry Ford thinks about it and says, &#8220;I want to hang out with Adam, the first man.&#8221;</p>
	<p>So the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford.</p>
	<p>When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, &#8220;Hey aren&#8217;t you the inventor of woman?&#8221;</p>
	<p>Adam says, &#8220;Yes.&#8221;<br />
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&#8220;Well,&#8221; says Ford, &#8220;You have some major design flaws in your invention:<a id="more-306"></a><br />
1) There is too much front end protusion<br />
2) It chatters at high speeds<br />
3) The rear end wobbles too much<br />
4) and the intake is too close to the exhaust.&#8221;</p>
	<p>&#8220;Hmmmmm..&#8221; says Adam, &#8220;hold on&#8221;.</p>
	<p>So Adam goes to the celestial computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results.</p>
	<p>The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it.</p>
	<p>He then says to Ford, &#8220;It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours.&#8221;
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		<title>Hay</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2006 00:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
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	<dc:subject>Erotic Stories</dc:subject>
	<dc:subject>Girl - Guy</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[No Tags	The young girl climbed the ladder higher and higher she went. Soon, she got to the top and got off onto a wooden platform. She looked out one of the windows of the barn she was in and could see him coming after her. So he had kept her trail and followed her here. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[No Tags	<p>The young girl climbed the ladder higher and higher she went. Soon, she got to the top and got off onto a wooden platform. She looked out one of the windows of the barn she was in and could see him coming after her. So he had kept her trail and followed her here. He was hard to lose in a game tag. He saw her, she knew she had been found, and so with nothing to lose she teasingly yelled to him.<br />
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&#8220;You can&#8217;t get me, you can&#8217;t get me!” she laughed.<br />
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The boy quickly grabbed at the first rung of the ladder and started up. The girl went to the edge of her platform and, looked over and grabbed a rope she knew was hanging there. The boy reached the top of the ladder and climbed onto the platform just as she swung away from him; he had barely missed her. She swung over and away from him, hanging over a large pile of hay, where she released the rope and fell into the hay.</p>
	<p>The boy yelled after her and then dove into the hay. She tried to escape him, to struggle away, but his grip was too strong. She wrestled with him in the hay, unable to escape. He grabbed some hay and stuck it down her shirt. He laughed and dared to stick more hay down the back off her skirt. She cried out, and with her free arm threw hay into his face.<br />
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She smiled; laughed, and asked him what he was going to do with her now, now that he had caught her. She blushed and smiled down, unable to meet his look. He rolled on top of her and laid on her to keep her down. He kissed her on her lips as she squirmed. The boy squeezed her small breasts in her shirt and ran his hand over her body. She found herself now unable to resist, and closed her eyes instead. The boy&#8217;s hand found its way into her shirt and grasped her breasts. Her shirt was unbuttoned and soon he was licking and sucking on her pretty, little breasts. His hand found its way into her skirt,<br />
rubbing over her curly locks hidden in her panties. The boy took down her skirt and then her panties.</p>
	<p>She was lying back now, eyes closed, and wet to his touch. He tasted her, his tongue lapping at her wetness. He back arched and her back straightened. Soon, she felt her breasts being touched again, and her nipples being lightly sucked. Her hand grasped his hardness, and then she took it into her mouth, wrapping her rich red lips around him. He swelled for her, growing at her pleasure. They coupled, in the hay, the smell heightening the pleasure. Above the afternoon sun smiled upon them.</p>
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		<title>A Gift for his Lady</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:41:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No Tags	A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girlfriend&#8217;s birthday.
	As they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note, personal, but not too personal.
	Accompanied by the girlfriend&#8217;s younger sister, he went to Dillards and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[No Tags	<p>A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girlfriend&#8217;s birthday.</p>
	<p>As they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note, personal, but not too personal.</p>
	<p>Accompanied by the girlfriend&#8217;s younger sister, he went to Dillards and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.</p>
	<p>During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items mixed up and the sister got the gloves and the girlfriend got the panties.<br />
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The guy sent the package to the girlfriend with the following note:<a id="more-305"></a></p>
	<p>I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove.</p>
	<p>These are a delicate shade, but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair that she has been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.</p>
	<p>I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.</p>
	<p>When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.</p>
	<p>Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night.</p>
	<p>All my love.</p>
	<p>P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
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		<title>Getting Naughty with Raven Riley</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2006 16:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
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	<dc:subject>Erotic Stories</dc:subject>
	<dc:subject>Lesbian</dc:subject>
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		<description><![CDATA[No Tags	Remember when I posted in my journal a couple months back about meeting Raven Riley out at a club one night? This fine ass 19-year-old vixen is about the coolest chick I&#8217;ve ever met. We hung out and danced and talked for hours but at the end of the night we each went our [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[No Tags	<p><a href="http://naughtybank.com/hit.php?s=2&#038;p=2&#038;w=101912&#038;t=0&#038;c="><img border="0" src="http://www.lustyjournal.com/blog/wp-content/story/getting-naughty-with-raven-riley/01.jpg" width="150" height="200" align="left"/></a>Remember when I posted in my journal a couple months back about meeting Raven Riley out at a club one night? This fine ass 19-year-old vixen is about the coolest chick I&#8217;ve ever met. We hung out and danced and talked for hours but at the end of the night we each went our separate ways.</p>
	<p>Unfortunately for me, at the time of our first meeting Raven had never been with another girl. However, she was very curious about what it was like and hinted that she wanted to try it one day but she wasn&#8217;t quite ready that night. We&#8217;ve kept in touch on-line over the last couple of months.</p>
	<p>During our correspondence Raven asked a lot of questions about what it was like to be with another woman. One day a couple weeks ago she told me about how she &#8220;messed around&#8221; with one of her girlfriends one night. She described it as one of her most erotic experiences ever.</p>
	<p>She said it was so fucking incredible that she couldn&#8217;t wait for her next encounter with a woman so that she could take things a bit further. Too bad Raven lives halfway across the country or else I would have ran over to her place and immediately satisfied her desire to &#8220;take things a bit further&#8221;. <a id="more-202"></a></p>
	<p>She told me she couldn&#8217;t wait to get together the next time we saw each other and of course I responded by telling her that the feeling was definitely mutual. I&#8217;ve had numerous fantasies about the day I would finally get into this little hottie&#8217;s panties. It makes me so wet just thinking about it.</p>
	<p>A couple weeks ago I was chatting with her and realized we were both going to be in Miami during the same time period so we started making plans to hook-up. The initial plan was to meet for some drinks and see where things went from there. This was starting to look like a fun trip!</p>
	<p>So we met at this really cool club and we had a really great time. I told you about that little encounter with Raven in my journal too. It was a really late night and we were both exhausted from all the traveling so we decided to get together the following day for dinner and a little &#8220;dessert&#8221;!</p>
	<p>Dinner itself was kinda like foreplay in a way. We did a lot of teasing and flirting throughout the evening. At one point I flipped a shoe off and proceeded to run my toes along Raven&#8217;s inner thighs. You should have seen the look on her face, she kept scanning the restaurant to see if anyone realized what was going on under the table.</p>
	<p>I was beginning to get a little too naughty for a public place and I was so glad we had decided to have dinner at the hotel restaurant. That way we&#8217;d only have a short elevator ride to my room where I planned to take full advantage of the situation. We had just finished our meals when the waiter came over and asked us if we&#8217;d be having any dessert.</p>
	<p>I said yes and as he began to tell us what was on the menu, I stopped him in mid sentence and said, &#8220;Actually, I think we&#8217;ll be having dessert in my room.&#8221; He responded by asking if we&#8217;d like to take a menu with us and order from the room. Raven giggled and said, &#8220;Thank you, but I don&#8217;t think you have what we&#8217;re looking for on that dessert menu.&#8221;</p>
	<p>It must have been the way she said it that made our waiter realize what we were up to. I&#8217;ve never seen anyone blush the way he did. I swear his entire head instantly turned tomato red as he stood there fumbling for words before finally spitting out, &#8220;Well then I&#8217;ll be right back with your check.&#8221;</p>
	<p>As soon as he left the table Raven let out with her cute little giggle once again and said, &#8220;I&#8217;m definitely ready to get outta here. I think it&#8217;s time we head upstairs and have a little fun!&#8221; Once the waiter returned we paid our check as quickly as we could and headed straight up to my room.</p>
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	<p>The doors on the elevator had barely even closed when Raven leaned into me and gently pushed me back against the mirrored wall as she proceeded to plant one hell of a kiss on my lips. I reached down between her thighs and I could feel the heat coming from her pussy as we continued our lip embrace until we had reached my floor and the doors on the elevator opened.</p>
	<p>Wow, I can&#8217;t begin to tell you how long I had been waiting for that! As we stepped off the elevator to head down the hall toward my room I realized that we had been so into each other during the ride up that if the doors had opened on another floor neither of us would have probably even noticed.</p>
	<p>As we approached my room the anticipation of what was going to take place behind that door was so overwhelming that I began to feel warm all over. I reached into my purse and felt for the room key and quickly slid it through the door lock. Once we had entered the room and the door closed behind us I turned to Raven and said, &#8220;Well here we are, I guess this is where the fun really begins!&#8221;</p>
	<p>&#8220;You know it girl, I&#8217;ve been thinking about this a lot lately. Let&#8217;s not waste any more time talking about it. Let&#8217;s do it!&#8221; Raven dropped her purse right there in the entry way and we walked hand in hand over to the living room where we didn&#8217;t waste anytime relieving ourselves of the burden of our clothes.</p>
	<p>We kissed and caressed each other as we stripped out of our clothing piece by piece. It didn&#8217;t take long at all before we were both laying there on the couch totally naked. The feeling of Raven&#8217;s warm flesh pressed against mine was so fucking arousing that I swear I almost could have orgasm&#8217;d from that single sensation alone.</p>
	<p>Now add to it the feeling of the heat emanating from her groin and I&#8217;ve gotta tell you that I almost came right then and there without the benefit of any manual stimulation. I reached down and parted her legs as I slid my hand up her thigh until I reached her already soaking wet pussy.</p>
	<p>Her moisture down below told me that Raven was just as excited about this get together as I was. I began playing with her clit as she let out with, &#8220;Ohhhhhhh, Allie that feels so nice!&#8221; I was thinking to myself, &#8220;you haven&#8217;t seen anything yet girlfriend!&#8221; That&#8217;s about the time that I went down on her!</p>
	<p>Mmmmmmmmmm, fuck yeah! I love eating pussy almost as much as I love sucking cock! I worked that girl over with my tongue until she just couldn&#8217;t take it any longer. She grabbed me by the back of my head and started screaming, &#8220;Oh my god Allie, I&#8217;m cumming. I&#8217;m cumming right now!&#8221;</p>
	<p>I glanced up at her as her hips continued to writhe beneath my tongue and the look on her face was that of pure ecstasy. She looked down at me and said, &#8220;That was definitely well worth the wait! Now it&#8217;s finally my turn to take care of you!&#8221; That sounded like a really good plan to me! </p>
	<p>Although Raven didn&#8217;t know it at the time, I had come to this date fully prepared. I leaned over and reached into my purse and came out with my favorite glass dildo. I actually carry it in my purse everywhere I go so that I can get myself off anytime I feel the urge (which is really quite often). </p>
	<p>I handed the glass cock to Raven and said, &#8220;Fuck my pussy good!&#8221; She snatched it right up as she purred, &#8220;Mmmmmm, this is going to be fun!&#8221; She slid the toy into my cunt without hesitation and started fucking me like crazy. I couldn&#8217;t believe this was her first time fucking a woman with a dildo!</p>
	<p>&#8220;Ohhhhh yes that&#8217;s it Raven. Fuck me faster, harder, faster, harder! Oh yeah baby that&#8217;s perfect! I&#8217;m cummmmming, oh fuck yeah I&#8217;m cumming! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!&#8221; I took the dildo from her and licked it clean as she proceeded to lap up every last drop of warm sticky cum from between my thighs!</p>
	<p>We embraced and locked lips in a kiss that must have lasted at least 10 minutes. My encounter with Raven will go down in my book as one of my hottest girl on girl experiences. I only hope that I have another opportunity to hook-up with her again sometime in the very near future!</p>
	<p>~Kisses, <a href="http://naughtybank.com/hit.php?s=2&#038;p=2&#038;w=101912&#038;t=0&#038;c=" style="text-decoration: none;">Allie</a></p>
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