After Dinner

Filed under Erotic Stories, Girl - Guy by admin on Wednesday 30 November 2005
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Wiping his hands on the dish towel, he turned to watch her as she stretched to put a glass on a high shelf. The sleekness of her body had always excited him. But as they’d spent more time together, something more had developed, a tug at his heart when he looked at her, that he had not expected.

He reached for another plate to dry, and thought of how they made love. The first time, he’d wanted her so badly he could hardly resist handling her roughly. The memory of her unexpectedly joyful response made him smile.

They wanted the same thing. A friendly pat could become a full-fledged spanking in no time. When it didn’t occur to him to treat her that way, she’d find some playful way to give him cause. They had fun together.

A gentle nudge jolted him from his reverie, as she took the plate from his hand. Were she not now been holding something fragile, he’d have… (more…)

Dem Boys at BMW

Filed under Dirty Jokes by admin on Wednesday 30 November 2005
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In a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. “Good mornin’ to yerz, sir” says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. “What are dey den, son?” asks the attendant.”They’re called tees” replies Tiger. “Well, what on de good earth are dey for?” inquires the Irishman. “They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger.

“Feckin Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!”

African Safari (2 of 2)

Filed under Erotic Stories, Group Sex by admin on Tuesday 29 November 2005
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For them to kiss my tits. I knodded to them, yes. They each ended up sucking on my tits. My nipples swelled as their suction was greatest I’ve ever felt. Now they wanted to see the rest of me. I hesitated but John encouraged me to take of all my clothes. I stood up in the floor of the jeep and took off my shorts and panties. The seen my trimmed bush and started to touch it. Looking at John smiling at me he asked why I was so wet. He new hy. I spread my legs apart and allowed the two guys to feel my dampness. All the sudden one of then dropped to his knees and taking hold of my knees he pulled my legs wide apart. He stuck his face right up close to examine me. They other guy pulled my lips apart to allow the a good look. I sat down in the seat real quick. I yelled at John who as standing behind them. He put his hands on their shoulders and they stood up. He said something to them and bam! No loin cloths anymore.

Here I sat on the seat naked, legs still wide apart and my juices oozing out of my cunt. Now I am starring at two huge limp cocks. They were very shinny and very black. They were long and fat. At least two to two and a half inches round and I swear twelve inches long. They both pushed them into my face. John told me it was my turn. Feel them. So I took them in my hands. I stroked them softly. (more…)

African Safari (1 of 2)

Filed under Erotic Stories, Group Sex by admin on Monday 28 November 2005
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This letter is not fictional. I have to tell some body about my husband and my experience. I’m just afraid to tell anyone near me. I’ve changed our names in case someone recognizes us. It excites me very much and I know you readers will enjoy it.

Me and my husband own our own successful business. Each year for the past several years we have traveled to Africa so my husband John can do some big game hunting. Five years ago I asked him if I could go with him. John was delighted that I showed the interest. He is usually gone the whole month of January. We planned our trip for the month of January and February this time. He said he had so much to show me.

My name will be Sherry. I am forty years old, five foot ten, weigh one hundred and ten pounds. Our business requires that I stay very fit being its a health fitness type business. My body is 34DD, 22, 32. I have long sandy hair. John is well built and hung well. He has six and a half by one and a half inch cock. And is very muscular. We enjoy casual sex and have never indulged in any other type of sex other than just the two of us. Our love is about as good as it can get. (more…)

Why do Blondes Get Confused in the Bathroom?

Filed under Dirty Jokes by admin on Sunday 27 November 2005
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Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom?
They aren’t used to having to pull their own pants down.

Staying Young While Getting Old

Filed under Info-Advertisement by admin on Saturday 26 November 2005
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Do you feel that you are already taking the toll of an aging body? If you do, you are most probably quite worried about your penis’ capacity to erect, and stand long until orgasm. You may also have worries about your penis shrinking due to lack of stimulation. As a result, you are becoming more and more hesitant to engage in sexual encounters.

Men who reach the age of late 40’s onwards are prone to depression in terms of their sex life. This is because they begin to notice that the sexual excitement and vivacity they felt when they were younger gradually decline. At this point, weakened sexual drive and performance are experienced side by side with aging signs such as hair and bone loss, troubles in sleeping, loss of liveliness, fatigue, tetchiness, frequently occurring bodily pains, increased fat and sweating. All of these make men in 40’s typically cantankerous.

As men age, the male hormone called testosterone continuously declines. The testosterone accounts for the level of sexual excitement of males. With its decline, men’s sex drive and sperm production level drop. Thus, they get less and less sexual activities as they grow old. (more…)

Strip Club Night

Filed under Erotic Stories, Solo Sex by admin on Friday 25 November 2005
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Jake and I enjoy going out to a classy strip club every now and then for a little erotic entertainment. I remember the first time he suggested we go out to a strip club. This was way before we got into swinging and I couldn’t believe that he was actually asking me to go to a club and sit there with him while he watched a bunch of hot women dancing naked right in his face. Even though his suggestion pissed me off, I decided to humor him and go along anyway. Wow, I was hooked! We had barely walked in the door when I realized that watching all those beautiful women performing naked was going to be a huge turn on for me. That night was actually the first time that I ever had thoughts about being with another woman sexually, and I liked it! This one dancer came over to where we were sitting and grabbed Jake by the back of the head and pulled his face into her massive titties. I was surprised that watching her molesting Jake like that actually turned me on. Well, then she moved over to me and did the same thing and I swear I creamed my jeans. Now whenever we go out to a strip club I get wet on the way there in anticipation of what the night has in store for us. These photos are from a club we visited one night during our last vacation. (more…)

Advertiser’s Chronicles One (2 of 2)

Filed under Erotic Stories, Girl - Guy by admin on Thursday 24 November 2005
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She compliantly knelt down, arms now around my ass. Her mouth opened and the tip of her tongue touched the hot, round head of my circumcised cock. I inhaled sharply at the sweet tingle her kiss gave me. Kelly leant forward and took half my now throbbing cock in her mouth. Oh God, her warm, moist mouth felt so good! She sucked on my phallus, hard enough to make me tense. I could feel my climax rising and I didn’t want it to be over so quickly. I wanted her so badly I ached. I gently withdrew my wet penis from its oral sanctuary and lifted her to her feet. I pulled her arms back from behind me and slid off her skirt as I stepped out of my jeans (she wasn’t wearing anything under her skirt). I guided her over to the bed and lay her down on her front. I undid the handcuffs and took them off her. Little red tramlines ran around her wrists. I picked up the silk scarf and tied one round her right wrist, threaded it through the banisters of her wooden headboard and tied the other end to her left wrist.

Then, as she lay there breathing into her pillow, I put the blindfold on her and I pulled it down over her eyes. (more…)

Advertiser’s Chronicles One (1 of 2)

Filed under Erotic Stories, Girl - Guy by admin on Wednesday 23 November 2005
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The rain lashed its cool touch across my face as I stared at the number on the front door. Anxiety and arousal lined my stomach with lead as I hesitated on her doorstep. I remembered when I posted my advertisement to Usenet last week, eager to meet a woman with whom I could explore my most erotic virgin fantasies. I’d always enjoyed honest sex but I’d never dared allow my repressed desires to surface. But now I had done it! I had advertised and now I was here, to meet a likeminded woman for the first time! My mouth was dry and I felt afraid as I pressed the doorbell. The harsh shriek of a buzzer made me jolt out of my reverie. The woman I was to meet was called Kelly and she seemed to be a lovely person via e-mail but she was obviously more experienced than I.

From behind the wooden door I could hear the rhythmic thumping of feet on a staircase. Through the opaque glass of the door I could see a female shape moving towards me. (more…)

News Conference

Filed under Dirty Jokes by admin on Wednesday 23 November 2005
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At a news conference, a journalist said to a politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you please comment on this?”

“The truth is,” he replied, “My assistant has a big mouth.”

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