A Night at the Office

Filed under Erotic Stories, Girl - Guy by admin on Monday 31 October 2005
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One night my wife and I were supposed to meet some friends in Montreal. We met each other at my office in Old Montreal and then were supposed to proceed uptown to meet our friends. When she arrived in the lobby, she gave me a big kiss. She said that she had to go to the bathroom, and could she use the one in my office.

I took her upstairs, and walked over to my desk to wait. On the way up I noticed that she was wearing a very nice tight blue mini-skirt that was accentuating her beautiful ass and gorgeous legs. When we got to my desk, she threw me down into my chair. She began undoing my belt and my pants and pulled my cock out. She then grabbed her skirt by the bottom and lifted it up. Much to my surprise, she wasn’t wearing any underwear and I could feel the heat emanating from her wet pussy. I loved to look at, and finger and eat her pussy. (more…)

Don’t Ask for Too Much!

Filed under Dirty Jokes by admin on Sunday 30 October 2005
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Prince Charles was driving around his mother’s estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.

Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared.

“You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,” said the genie. “As a reward I shall grant you one wish.” “Well,” said the Prince, “I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog.” They walked over to the splattered remains of the dog. “Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?” the Prince asked. (more…)

Male Mid-Life Crisis

Filed under Info-Advertisement by admin on Saturday 29 October 2005
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Men notice that their former youthful exuberance and ravenous virility are slowly diminishing when they reach the age of 40 and onwards. This is when males experience hair loss, bone loss, insomnia or other sleeping problems, and problems with memory and calculation.

They often feel cranky, fatigued, and less motivated. Or sometimes these are accompanied by sweating and flushing, loss of muscle mass and strength, aches and pains, increased fat, decreased sexual performance or erectile dysfunction, and depression.

Most men who reach midlife will basically experience one or all of these in varying degrees.

Rather similar to the female menopause, this male phenomenon is what is known as andropause. Also called Partial Androgen Deficiency in the Ageing Male (or PADAM) or Aging Male Syndrome (AMS), it refers to the natural and gradual decline of testosterone (or the male hormone) levels starting at the age of 30 and which continue to do so at a staggering rate of 10 percent per decade.

Since testosterone is a hormone that helps maintain sex drive, sperm production, pubic and body hair, muscle, and bone, the consequences of andropause slowly emerge as a man ages.

This “mid-life crisis” poses a great impact in the quality of most men’s lives. Life is finally taking its toll on the aging body. Moreover, andropause leads to other long-term and silent effects such as increased cardiovascular risk and osteoporosis. (more…)

I Score a French-Canadian Hottie

Filed under Erotic Stories, Lesbian by admin on Friday 28 October 2005
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I’m sure you already know that I have a real weakness for French-Canadian girls! Their accents alone are enough to get my juices flowing. Malezia is a prime example of what I’m talking about! The moment I laid eyes on this 18-year-old hottie I just knew I had to get into her pants. The first time I saw her was at a party where she was wearing some really tight low cut jeans, and a cropped blouse that left her pierced belly button fully exposed for all to see. As she walked by, our eyes locked and we stared lustfully at each other. At the time I was with Jake and he caught me checking her out. He was grinning from ear to ear and said, “Don’t let me get in your way.” We had been at the party for a little over an hour and it was getting late but I didn’t want to leave until I’d had an opportunity to introduce myself to Malezia. I was lucky enough to run into her in the ladies room when I went to freshen up. After a little flirting back and forth we exchanged numbers and said our goodbyes with the customary French-Canadian kiss on each cheek. I just love how they do that, I may have to move up to Canada soon, lol. I told Malezia I would call her the following day so that we could make plans to get together that evening. The next day I didn’t hesitate to call her and invite her over to my place later that night. (more…)

Action in the Woods

Filed under Erotic Stories, Group Sex by admin on Thursday 27 October 2005
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I don’t know about you but what really turns me on is watching and participating in hot bisex action. The following situation occurred nearly three years ago now but I still get a raging stiff hardon every time I think about it.

I was working in the Bracknell area at the time and I stopped off in this car park after work to go for a run. It’s quite a well known trolling area and I made sure I was wearing a sexy pair of running shorts in case any interesting opportunities arose (something’s arising right now actually as I recall what happened).

I parked the car and was just catching the end of a radio program I’d been listening to when this XR3 pulled into the car park. It made a couple of circuits of the car park and then came and parked right next to me. Inside were a young blond guy of about 25 and a girl of about 20. (more…)

Accident

Filed under Erotic Stories, Group Sex by admin on Wednesday 26 October 2005
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It was a boring night so I decided it was time to go for a walk. As strolled through the neighborhood I suddenly heard a strange sound. It was a girl moaning. I looked in the direction of the house it was coming from but I couldn’t see anybody. I decided to investigate and moved closer. As I reached the house the moaning grew more and more intense. Thinking someone was injured I followed the sound to the rear of the house. The sound was coming from inside. I noticed a light on through a small window which I presumed was the bathroom due to the size and height of the window. There was some bushes bellow it but nothing to stand on. I reached up and grabbed the ledge with my finger tips and pulled myself up.

I was in shock! Instead of an injured woman I saw two women in a 69 position. One was ramming a vibrator in and out of the other. I couldn’t pull myself away from this sight. As they continued to lap and suck and fuck each other my cock grew bigger and bigger until I felt I would explode and awaken the entire neighborhood. Suddenly the women the two women began to come time and time again. (more…)

Fingering Herself Furiously

Filed under Dirty Jokes by admin on Wednesday 26 October 2005
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At the cinema a man noticed a young woman sitting all by herself. He was excited to see she had both hands under her skirt and was fingering herself furiously. He moved to the next seat to her and offered his help. She welcomed his help, and so the man started fingering her like crazy. When he tired and withdrew his hand, he was surprised to see her go back to work on herself with both hands. Wasn’t I good enough?” he asked sheepishly. “Great,” she said, “but these crabs are still itching!”

About My Wife (2 of 2)

Filed under Erotic Stories, Group Sex by admin on Tuesday 25 October 2005
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Soon this guy was banging my wife from behind with a vengeance as they moaned in ecstasy. I thought I would be jealous, but instead I was extremely turned on. The more my wife enjoyed it, the more arousing it was for me. My cock was so hard it hurt. They paused briefly to change to the missionary position and I heard my wife say, “You’d better hurry because my husband will be home soon.” This guy didn’t need any more encouragement. He started pumping like you wouldn’t believe. My wife started moaning and trembling in orgasm as he continued pumping. She then reached around his ass and tickled his balls with her fingernails. That was all it took for him, as he pumped a load of come into my wife’s pussy.

As soon as his convulsions ceased, my wife told him that her husband would be home any minute and that he had better go. He quickly thanked her and left the bedroom to collect his clothes and leave. My wife remained on the bed with her legs spread, pointed her glistening cunt in my direction. My cock was so hard now that it felt like I was sitting on a steel pipe. My wife rose when she knew her visitor had departed and walked over to the closet. She opened the door and I thought I would soon be released from my bonds, But I was wrong. (more…)

About My Wife (1 of 2)

Filed under Erotic Stories, Group Sex by admin on Monday 24 October 2005
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I love to be sexually dominated, and I am married to a very beautiful young woman who utilizes my obedience to the maximum. She knows that when I am sexually aroused there is nothing I won’t do for her. She often makes me go a few days without cumming, knowing that I will be that much more aroused and submissive. The other night I arrived home and found her laying on the couch wearing a short satin robe. As soon as I saw her I developed an immediate erection, thus becoming a slave to her desires. She ordered me onto my hands and knees and commanded me to crawl to her side. She then raised her foot to my face and said “Lick my foot slave!” I happily licked her foot as she rubbed it all over my face. She then pushed my face away with her foot and tossed a satin G-string at me saying, “Put on your uniform, and go draw me a bath slave!” I answered, “Yes Mistress.” And went to the bathroom to change into the G-string and prepare her bath.

As soon as I finished readying her bath she entered the bathroom and told me to get on my hands and knees in the tub. I started to remove the G-string, but she told me to leave it on. I got on my hands and knees and she removed her robe to reveal her beautiful naked body. (more…)

Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries?

Filed under Dirty Jokes by admin on Sunday 23 October 2005
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A woman awakens during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She
watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room, “Why are you down here at this time of night?” The husband looks up from his coffee, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?” he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. “Yes, I do,” she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. (more…)

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