Walk in the Woods (1 of 2)
Once upon a time, there was a girl who lived on the edge of the forest named Vanessa. Betcha thought her name was Red. Vanessa had long, wavy strawberry-blond hair and had the nickname of “Red”. She was a very pretty girl, with long legs and large breasts that seemed to defy the law of gravity.
Red had a girlfriend who lived in a cottage in the woods and often went to visit her. Red gathered some things she had borrowed on her last trip — vibrator, x-rated video tapes — put them in a basket. The morning was a little cool, so Red put her hooded cape on over her dress, and started off into the woods.
Along the way, she found some wildflowers growing near the trail and stopped to gather some. They would make a nice gift for her friend. (more…)

