What do women and the Ford pinto have in common?

When you bang them from the rear they catch fire

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What is more is that it offers two kinds of pills. The first one is the ProSolution Pills that generally accounts for greater blood circulation in the penile region. What happens is that the pill’s special herb formula makes the Corpora Carvenosa, which is the spongy tissue in the penis, expand. By doing this, the penis gets larger. It was also proven that this pill makes penis erect fuller. In due course, it allows for the occurrence of intense orgasm. It can also make the climax last long. (more…)

I think the best thing about the “swinging” lifestyle is watching your significant other fucking the hell out of someone else. I can’t even begin to tell you how wet I get watching Jake fucking the hell out of one of my hot girlfriends. We’re lucky that we’ve been able to find other people that feel the same way we do about sex. This particular experience was with some new friends of ours, Anna and Bruce. Unfortunately we didn’t get as many photos as we would of liked because Jake and I had to take turns snapping off shots in between fucking Anna and Bruce. I’m really beginning to think we need someone to start following us around with a camera all the time, lol.

We started out the night just chatting with Anna and Bruce but that didn’t last very long at all. I’m not really sure exactly what it was but I knew all four of us felt it. It was like an intense sexual chemistry or something. In fact, it was so intense that we all had our clothes off in no time at all. One minute we were just sitting there talking and then the next thing I knew Bruce had me doggie style on the bed and he was giving my pussy the pounding it so desperately desired. He was fucking my tight little cunt so hard that we were both sweating like a couple of wild animals almost immediately. I wanted to feel his big fucking dick rubbing my G-spot deep inside me so I told him to get on his back because I was going to ride him. Bruce really knows how to please his ladies too, he was stimulating my clit with his fingers as his massive tool was pleasuring my pussy. Ummmm, it felt great!

Anna even came over to give Bruce a “good job honey” kiss while I was fucking him. I’m sure Anna could tell by the way I was moaning that I was thoroughly enjoying her hubby’s talents. It felt so fucking good that I didn’t ever want to stop, I just kept grinding my pelvis back and forth taking Bruce all the way inside me. Anna was right there giving me all the encouragement I needed to keep bouncing up and down on her man’s dick. The whole time I was riding Bruce I couldn’t wait for Jake to put down the damn camera and start doing Anna. (more…)

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down… and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device… a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.
“You impotent bastard,” She screamed at him, “how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!”

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
“I’ll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids.”

“This water feels just right,” she purred as she walked out from behind the waterfall, “do you suppose they heat it?”

He waved a hand in front of him, setting off ripples in the pond where he was sitting, “I would imagine so, the water here in the pond is warm enough to not even need a swimsuit.” He watched her walking towards him, the waterfall had turned her suit almost transparent, but it was her hazel eyes, set off by her brown hair that captivated him.

He also knew that what she saw in him had nothing to do with his dark hair and blue eyes. There were other features that kept her by his side. Other features he was sure they would explore now that they had the full evening to themselves. It had been his idea to rent the “Tropical Room” at the Sensa Suites hotel, and the room had lived up to its billing. The main feature was the waterfall pouring into the pool. A rock cave, dimly lit, had a stone pedestal which hid the bed, and the occasional noises of the jungle were piped in through hidden speakers. Not that he was planning on studying wildlife. (more…)

He says, ‘how about some help with these pants’? She says, nervously, ‘have patience’. After some more rubbing and squeezing, she shyly and slowly unzips his pants. He is running his hands down inside her panties and squeezing her cheeks. She pushes his pants down as he brings a hand up and over a breast. They begin French kissing while he gently massages her tits. She takes his head and lowers it over a breast. He takes the nipple in his mouth and sucks softly. Sue begins to moan lowly and arching toward him. He moves over to the other tit and begins to softly nibble on it. Sue moves her hands down his legs as he licks and sucks the valley between her breasts.

Denny starts kissing lower and lower, licking and sucking as he moves closer to her waist. Dropping to his knees, he pulls her panties down. Sue lies back on the bed, as he begins to kiss her thigh. I finally can’t stand it any more, and removing my clothes, I move over to suck on a breast. Denny looks up and smiles, saying’ Ah, we think alike!’ Sue is moaning lowly now, as Denny continues to lick and kiss her thighs, moving closer to her crotch. He buries his face into her mound and licks slowly, back and forth, up and down. (more…)

FEMALE PRAYER FOR 2005

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who’s not a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
when I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my feet and begs to do more.
Oh, send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
knows what to answer to “How big is my behind?”

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

AMEN.

MALE PRAYER FOR 2005

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn’t rhyme, but I don’t give a shit.

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We believe that the secret of happy and long lasting relationships is understanding the needs of each other. In relationships, we seek for sexual gratification. Thus, both parties have to be conscious on how much they can make their partners happy in terms of sex.

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One of my members, Sean, asked me if I had any photos of me having interracial sex. I haven’t ever been with a black man before but I started to fantasize about sucking and fucking a big black cock. In order to fulfill this fantasy I set out on a little shopping adventure to find the thickest black cock that I could possibly fit into my tight little pussy. I found the most beautiful chocolate colored cock at one of our local adult book stores. I knew right away that it would be perfect for my fantasy. The whole way home it was all I could do to keep from unwrapping it and shoving it up my now dripping pussy. At the time I was wearing a skirt so it would have been really easy to slid my panties aside and fuck myself senseless with that huge thing. I thought that if I even tried that I would wreck the car for sure so I just hurried home as fast as I could. The moment I walked in the door I ripped the package open and I told Jake to stick it in his pants so I could fuck and suck his newly acquired appendage. Jake didn’t know anything about my little plan so he was a little startled at first but then he quickly stuffed the black cock into his pants, letting it hang out his zipper as if it were his own cock. As you’ll see from the pictures I really enjoyed fulfilling my fantasy of having my first black man. So this photo set is dedicated to you Sean, I really hope you enjoy it! (more…)